kitty | anony | mous

2002-01-11T12:33:00.000-08:00

...fuck the guestbook. kitty's got a new home anyway. go now! [ this does mean no more posts to any part of kitty | anony | mous ]

2002-01-10T22:14:00.000-08:00

* well isn't that nice *
...click on the guestbok link. lovely. i take it that means interaddict is no more?

2002-01-02T12:55:00.000-08:00

...finally relaxing after xmas new year madness. sleeping till noon or later. aah, bliss. was wonderful though.

2001-12-20T11:42:00.000-08:00

...why is the world designed around midgets? my back is one continuous roadmap of pain from nape to tail - all from doing dishes in a sink that barely hovers above crotch | level. even the fashion world is convinced that the tallest woman out there is a 'freakish' 1.72m [ i could be wrong. it could be 1.68m. ]. subsequently, i wear men's pants and make my own skirty dressy things. fuckers. evil short fuckers. let's remember whose elbow is at whose temple height...

2001-12-20T11:05:00.000-08:00

...typical me to divide myself into neat organised little packages. i wonder if there's a magic button i can press that will merge my blogs into one...

2001-12-18T11:35:00.000-08:00

...aaaah yes...hot chocolate...baby marshmallows...and amarula cream...i have seen the face of god and it is way benevolent.

2001-12-17T14:15:00.000-08:00

warning : package contains enough medication to seriously harm a child
...lies. all lies!

2001-12-17T10:35:00.000-08:00

* blog of note, indeed *
...the adventures of accordionguy in the 21st century put a smile on the otherwise annoyingly windy face of today. maybe i'm biased because he plays nin on the accordion...

2001-12-14T07:54:00.000-08:00

...seems i still have it in me. i'm trying to remain calm for now.

2001-12-13T15:17:00.000-08:00

...i don't drink enough water and i eat way too many breton crackers.

2001-12-13T14:39:00.000-08:00

...this is so sad. it seems in my absence a whole whack of my favourites have disappeared. no. bad internet. where is kitty noir? where is virtual bastard? where's wil? i wasn't gone for ::that:: long...*click click clickety*...i really liked kitty noir...

2001-12-13T14:26:00.000-08:00

...holy crap i have a lot of grey hair.

2001-12-13T10:49:00.000-08:00

...damn you taco bell!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

2001-12-13T10:48:00.000-08:00

...so it appears blogger are still having a problem or two...eh? hahahahahahah. anyway, as i was saying before it died, after 2 months of hectic activity, i shall be attempting to resurrect my poor, neglected excuse of a blog. monday. if i can log on. oh dear almighty god and all his weeping angels what i wouldn't do for a cable connection such as that which is making this entry possible ::sigh:: ::siiiiiiigh:: i figure kitty can continue. i have developed an entire website to support it with pwetty gwaphics and black cherry sauce...but that is all sitting 16000kms away from me right now. hmm. daily | pimp | ing can go on [ again, see: links collection so very far away along with all my other precious possessions - will resort to stealing if necessary ]. i can blab on in lurve about the Blessed Event and such, so that's good to go...i'll keep with the amusing myself psychoanalytically...the only one that's going down is inhale. yup. no more rage here. not an ounce. who woulda thought. i'll keep it to remind myself of what i've left behind. and good riddance!!!!!!!

...no more rage. really.

2001-10-03T09:13:00.000-07:00

* well guess the fuck what? *
...kitty will be in calgary for THE REST OF HER LIFE!! WOOOOO!!!!! yup yup, i have decided to stay. turns out mr steele is indeed the love of my lifetimes and he's not too unimpressed with me either ;) and the best way to ensure we are able to stay together is...to stay together. so, november 3rd this little kitty will be tying the knot. hahaha! who woulda thought. an extremely exciting 3 weeks, full of new experiences and happiness. and i feel so free...i have nothing but the clothes i packed, which is fun, coming from a warm climate and icy canadian winter fast approaching! i'll be the first one out there making snow angels :D

i'd love to go on and on for pages describing just how amazing my time here has been and how incredible mr steele is, but that's a little too much personal info for pent-up old me to divulge. maybe i'll get bored and log on for a puking session one day...suffice to say, if the canadian tourist board needs anyone to write up glowing brochures, all they need to do is contact me. 7 rolls of film in one week. 'oh look! ::point point point:: more mountains with snow! ::excited squealing:: stop the car!' [ he's so patient ] even got to walk on a glacier in the columbia ice fields - AWESOME.

now to get the immigration schlep done...estimated 16 months until processing is complete. oy. sometime round the middle of 2003 i should be a landed citizen. until then, i can't leave the country, which means i can't see any of my family or friends unless they come here. it's going to be tough, but i have such a great support base here [ steele's family and friends have been so good to us ] and my bestest friend is coming over for the wedding! ::happy dance::

to lane and stu at damnthepacific and anyone else involved in an internet romance : maybe it can work out as wonderfully for you as it has for me, maybe you just have a fun time, maybe it's just a learning experience. whatever the case, my best wishes and heaps o' good karma to you all!

2001-09-04T00:25:00.000-07:00

* m.i.a. *
...kitty will be in calgary until october 3rd. updates doubtful.

2001-09-02T23:31:00.000-07:00

...in my continuing quest for statistics : nedstat

2001-09-01T10:59:00.000-07:00

...lovely. stats4you has no recollection of my existance and bravenet is 'temporarily out of service'. efficiency, competence, reliability. this is what makes my life so worthwhile.

2001-08-31T11:02:00.000-07:00

...oh i shouldn't have done that. eaten an incredibly evil chocolate brownie. sugar is not your friend. ohhhhh...

trying to incorporate some sort of site stats tracking and sure, i'll include a banner. but why the hell does it have to be v | e | r | t | i | c | a | l? i can't use that! dammitall.

hmm, found site meter. very nice. just one problem. somebody fuxored up and no matter what codename i choose, it returns it as being used already. flyingmonkeybottom. 'sorry, the codename sm1flyingmonkeybottom is already used by' followed by [microsoft]odbc error etc etc. mangobanansplit? nope. assducksuicide? taken. happyfishyswim. aww, better luck next time. thanks for playing. the search continues...

yay! found one. see the tiny image. see my smiling face.

2001-08-31T00:42:00.000-07:00

...urgh. i am so not up to today.

[ have decided against email plan. don't want him knowing anything about my life, no matter how mundane it may be. the potential for humiliation | blind rage | depression resulting in an unfortunate accident with a kitchen knife is not worth the infraction on my day to day doings. ]

2001-08-30T22:50:00.000-07:00

* some people never learn *
...last night i had a whole story planned for this spot. then i woke up this morning feeling slightly calmer and not wanting to bring all that bad karma crashing down on my head. but now that i'm at work, the realisation hit that a really wonderful person, whom i've had the pleasure of working with for the past year and a half, is leaving today so i'm feeling shitty and you know what? somebody has to pay. so tag, you're it, psycho ex! [ severely edited version ]

my phone rang last night. i got all excited because i could see it was an international call - ooh! maybe it's mad anni! huh.
psycho : 'p-p-p-p-p-lease d-d-don't put th-th-the phone d-d-down...'
kitty : 'i have nothing to say to you. i am very happy with my life. goodbye.'

not content with this, he phoned back. did i mention his skin is thicker than rhino hide? so i figured, what the hell, he's calling from london, the least i can do is answer and let him run up a huge phone bill! hahahahahaaa!
k : ' '
p : blahblahblah 'i d-d-d-don't want to-to-to upset you...'
k : 'oh please, don't think anything you have to say could upset me.'
p : blahblahblah same old story over and over...
k : laughs hysterically because it's really too funny how big an idiot he is
p : 'w-wwhy are you lllllaughing?'
k : more hysterical laughter

then i put the phone down and went to watch 'rush hour' on tv. all the while, i could hear him talking away, completely oblivious to the fact that i was not answering and that there was no sign of life on my side of the phone. this is the kind of madness we are dealing with.

he. does. not. listen.
he is like night of the living dead. you could unload an entire arsenal into him and he'd still get up : 'i. want. to. be. friends. i. want. to. be. friends...' so fucking boring. the worst thing is, no matter what i say, he only hears what he wants to hear. i cannot win. he thinks he's upset me. annoyed, yes, because i expected the call to be from someone else. upset? you have to feel something for someone in order for them to upset you. and i. feel. NO | THING. this, he cannot comprehend because it does not feature in his reality.

i passed the phone around to my family members so that they could all listen for a while and have a giggle. got bored after what felt like an hour, so handed over to my brother, who is usually the expert in laying down a kill zone a mile wide. but he was feeling uncharacteristically nice, so he chatted in a neutral way, with the occasional insult thrown in for good measure and i was very pissed off. then, i realised that maybe that was the best. i've done all i can in the way of utter, cold-hearted bitchiness and it hasn't worked, so maybe now he feels some sense of closure and will fuck the hell off.

now i'm debating whether i should get his email address today and direct him to here. debating because, will he even understand what i've written here? or will he read : 'i love him so much. i really miss him. i want to be friends with him.' ? if anybody thinks i'm too harsh, you have no idea just what exactly this freak did to me and trust me, these calls are all conscience soothers. as for the 'psycho' label - the signs are all there baby. the signs are aaaaaaall there.

2001-08-30T02:34:00.000-07:00

+ out of cheese error : does not compute +

2001-08-30T00:13:00.000-07:00

* word of the moment *
...hella. hella hella hella hella hella hella hella hella hella. hella hella hella hella hella. hella. hell | a. i blame the aussies.

hella.

2001-08-29T10:02:00.000-07:00

...yesterday i was the ponytailed punkette. today i am the ponytailed oriental. except for the fact that i am nearly six feet of gross caucasianess? caucasianosity? damn my european bone structure! i will never be kawaii ::sob::

2001-08-29T04:13:00.000-07:00

...'online journals popular with the opinionated'. no?! you don't say. what a newsflash. i know *i'm* stunned. i might need a day to recover. say it isn't so. i don't know if i can handle the shock in my weakened state. call the medics. call a priest.

okay, i'm finished.

2001-08-29T02:56:00.000-07:00

...applied to join the webloggers ring [ hence new link on left side ] run by jish. i'm not activated yet so the link won't work, but sometime during the week i should know and hopefully be accepted. yay! acceptance==good.

2001-08-29T01:38:00.000-07:00

...iwillnotbuychocolate iwillnotbuychocolate iwillnotbuychocolate iwillnotbuychocolate iwillnotbuychocolate [ repeat ad infinitum ]

2001-08-29T01:21:00.000-07:00

* blog envy *
...i think i should start a new section to this blog dedicated to my feelings of inadequacy and their cause. today's culprit. and acidspit is just so boootiful...hey, i've got to find ::someone:: to blame ;)

2001-08-29T00:38:00.000-07:00

...found some really good blogs today. here's another to add to the list : all dogs love me. kinda...comforting to find others out there in the same situation. good luck to you all.

2001-08-28T22:22:00.000-07:00

* somebody show me the exit *
...oh do i ever have a supersized rant building. i have no idea when it's going to break, but when it does, i think it will be largely incomprehensible due to the graphic language content. key elements :
   1 | last night my brother's car was broken into for roughly the 7th time [ including 2 theft attempts ]. could be more.
   2 | not 800km north of me, there is racial | ethnic cleansing taking place and the notoriously buttinski 'almighty' un human rights commission champions of the world whatever the fuck doesn't seem to give a shit. oh sorry, i forgot, the people in question don't qualify as a politically viable oppressed race.
   3 | traffic lights at major intersections have been out of order for a week now and they will most probably stay this way for another week. why? because in this shitfuck country, the work ethic is something along the lines of 'i need job for money'. notice the use of the word 'job', not 'work'.
   4 | 80 important political delegates [ i managed to type that without laughing ] are flying to japan at an extra expense of 500g's for business or first class or whatever, because they're afraid of e.c.s. [ ack a blood clot through my heart *die* ] and guess who foots the bill? yes, the little taxpayers. the same taxpayers who are in very real danger of e.c.s. because WE HAVE NO OTHER OPTION!
   5 | my sister lives in israel. 'nuff said.

and that's just the beginning. the only thing holding it at bay is the knowledge that a week from now i'll get to experience point 4 for myself and i couldn't be happier.

2001-08-27T23:08:00.000-07:00

* i'm in shock. *
...my code works. it actually frikkin WORKS mr bigglesworth! any minute now the universe will collapse in on itself...in totally unrelated news, it's rained four days in a row now, so that must mean it's summer [ or at least a damn good impression of it ].

2001-08-27T02:20:00.000-07:00

...i must have a tapeworm. can't. stop. eating. stomach of doom will conquer and destroy. *mwaaaargh*

2001-08-26T22:00:00.000-07:00

* it's too young to die *
...poor little bloggy. i'm too busy at work to update and at home i have noooooooooo connectivity whatsoever. could this be the end?

2001-08-24T06:27:00.000-07:00

* ooh ooh! *
...neil gaiman. not only is he a literary god, he has a blog too! even great writers swim with the little people.

2001-08-23T22:30:00.000-07:00

* wake up you're asleep at the wheel *
...no jokes. i fell asleep while DRIVING to work. i look like death [ not the cute gaiman version, more's the pity ], feel like hell and my stress levels could probably feed a small to medium sized power plant. busier than a one legged toad. or something. must. not. crack.

2001-08-23T05:59:00.000-07:00

...picked this blog off adrian's page. so much to read...

2001-08-23T02:18:00.000-07:00

* urgh *
...just had my first dr pepper. how can you people *drink* this shit??? ::alienates entire western hemisphere:: he he he...

2001-08-23T01:00:00.000-07:00

...can't update. too busy. feeling very creative. forced to think linearly all day. not good. conflict in brain. roadkill at 6am not good either. eyes very green. tired. so tired.

2001-08-21T22:12:00.000-07:00

* eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee *
...two weeks today. two weeks till i climb aboard a plane and into my designated sardine cubicle and fly my ass halfway around the world!! and as for two weeks from tomorrow, i can't even think about it or my head will explode. and that would be messy. i'm so blissed | out i probably won't even find anything to bitch about...yeah right.

2001-08-21T04:19:00.000-07:00

...my post | it notes don't stick. how freaking useless is that?

2001-08-20T23:10:00.000-07:00

..damn, so close. my favourite bit is : 'attempted to put the car into second gear whilst travelling at 85mph' pwah ha ha ha haaaa! oh well, maybe next time.

2001-08-20T21:58:00.000-07:00

..and on the fourth day, god created the sun, moon and stars, but kitty still had no EMAIL!! this is really starting to piss on my battery ::shh:: if you listen closely, you'll hear the sound of me having an aneurism...

2001-08-20T05:52:00.000-07:00

* ow dammit *
..right. i get the message. earlier i gashed my right hand open on the edge of my desk drawer [ blood. blue. purple. raised ridge. ] and now i've just mauled my left hand between my chair and the desk. and i'm shocking the shit outta myself on everything i touch ::i want to go home::

2001-08-20T04:51:00.000-07:00

...i'm so stressed out i could ::vomit:: i've been hiding in the bathroom and realised i didn't brush my hair this morning, not that it looks any different from usual. and now i have an irresistable urge to shove masses of deep fried food down my gullet. god love those panic impulses.

2001-08-20T02:57:00.000-07:00

...i'm too stupid for my job. so stupid it hurts.

2001-08-19T10:26:00.000-07:00

* eat that coulthard you big wanker *
...michael schumacher is world champion wooooooohoooooooooooo! *and* ferrari have won the constructor's championship. life is su | wee | eet.

2001-08-19T10:24:00.000-07:00

...damnwhore. i found another blog called...here kitty kitty. out of respect for the universal law of 'i saw it first', i have changed the name of my blog. what sucks ass most is that it belongs to a graphic designer, so it's got a tasty interface with the cutest graphics and icons.

bugger.

2001-08-19T10:23:00.000-07:00

...last night i realised that if i and my group of female friends were the cast of sex & the city, with a little ::ahem:: work, i'd be sam [ although i wouldn't mind being carrie because she has a better wardrobe ::shoes:: ] and they'd *all* be charlotte. one has the potential to be miranda | i am encouraging this. they made me listen to the bridget jones cd AND the dawson's creek ii cd. i'm sure this is illegal in some countries. believe it or not, i still had a ripping good time old chap.

2001-08-19T10:20:00.000-07:00

...status :: freshly awakened
   wearing :: fluffy cloud pyjamas
   thinking :: aah my freakin head
   feeling :: filled with bile

2001-08-18T05:38:00.000-07:00

* i knew this would happen *
...must. not. update. must. leave. blog. alone. must. not. update. must. leave. blog. alone. must. not. must. must. nyaaaaaaaargh...MUST!! ::click click click click click click click click click click::

2001-08-18T04:50:00.000-07:00

* i've got five thousand dollars i've got five thousand dollars *
...huh. i wish. i want money. that's what i want. i want so much money. give me all of your money. i do have a nice pile of new canadian dollares though. they're so fresh and crisp and soft against my skin...oh my. excuse me for a minute...

2001-08-17T14:27:00.000-07:00

* website found, waiting for reply*
...right then. i'll just plot the downfall of civilization while you get your fucking shit together you useless piece of offal!!! look at that. you made me use multiple exclamation marks and i *promised* myself i wouldn't get into that shit again...

note to mental self : popup windows to keep them ensnared. muah ha ha ha haa.

2001-08-17T03:29:00.000-07:00

...<pimping> visit giselle [ and sign her gbook | the response you will get is worth every second wasted of your employer's time ] she's fucking ::nuts:: in the most spectacular way! whatever she's on, i want some. polly wants some crack! </pimping>

2001-08-17T01:46:00.000-07:00

...an' thou amuse me, thou shalt be linked.

2001-08-17T01:29:00.000-07:00

...this is my first post using blogbuddy, a nifty little app that helps to disguise the fact that you are updating your blog when you should be working };) it might even help solve my insufferably agonising attempts at updating via el crappo land line. let's see how this turns out ::post::

[ damn. i can only post, not publish. still... ]

2001-08-16T22:15:00.000-07:00

...every morning at around 6:30 when i'm driving to work, a big orange ball of sunrise hits me straight in the face. it's beautiful and almost makes up for the near death experiences. this morning it was accompanied by the smell of freshly-baked bread...mmm. it was probably just industrial pollutants, but it smelled really good!

2001-08-16T10:25:00.000-07:00

...i'm only saying this once : please sign the guestbook if you have the time and inclination. nothing exists in a vacuum, except maybe schrodinger's cat, and i'd like to know what the voices *outside* of my head think of my efforts. [ and yes, i know the guestbook colours suck ass. i just can't make up my mind... ]

2001-08-16T10:24:00.000-07:00

...today it's 3 weeks until this stiff, sore ass debarks in calgary [ canada ] for what will [ hopefully ] be a life-changing experience. the *official* reason i'm going is for holiday purposes, but i'm actually going to meet the most superlative man i have ever not met! long story short : sparkmatch, furious email tennis, madly in love, live happily ever after? excuse me while i take a minute to chase my tail...

2001-08-16T00:36:00.000-07:00

* how thrilling *
...today here | kitty | kitty goes public. for anyone who happens to stumble upon it, please note we are still in the developmental stage so there might be the occasional hitch.

2001-08-15T11:34:00.000-07:00

* brr *
...driving home through the mind-numbing traffic, had a brush with the past in the form of the ex boyfriend's ex car. that particular piece of shit is thankfully far away in another country, but his car lingers on...good luck driving with the lights on folks! ha. ha.

...on a more disturbing note, i have recently developed a liking for "the lightning seeds". i am worried.

...and mr steele - i love you *mwah*

2001-08-15T04:23:00.000-07:00

...the question is, can someone who's been told their "throat chakra is blocked" because they "do not express" themselves operate a successful blog?

2001-08-14T12:32:00.000-07:00

...and kitty saw that it was not too good, but at least she had managed to catch the js errors...sweet coding people :-/

2001-08-14T12:31:00.000-07:00

...yawn::stretch